User Number: 1766657
Number of Posts: 966
I am Red, well actually I'm not red. That is just favorite color. The Hobbit bit is from a stint in the LOTR fandom and I just haven't gotten around to changing it yet.
I am thinking of changing it to: redlari
Strengths: Honest, to the point, friendly (sometimes, but not always).
Weaknesses: Impatient, loud, and a mean streak.
Special Skills: Many, too many to name. Random bullshit skill: I can build a tv antenna for a boat from copper tubing and flat two wire antenna wire. You lot can run it up the mast yourselves.
Weapons: Explosive temper.
Motto: To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else, means to fight the hardest battle that any human being can fight and to never stop fighting. E.E. Cummings
Redhobbit also loves on stupid, funny, but strangely meaningful quotes:
(On the "older woman" question) "Yeah well, I do (like them). I suppose I do. I've always...."-Daniel Radcliffe
"Patrick, he's killing sea animals and turning them into smelly knicknacks"-Spongebob Squarepants
"I can't read porn by candlelight, who am I Abe Lincoln?"-Krusty the Clown
" 'Sorry' doesn't put thumbs back on hands, Marge." -Homer Simpson
"They laugh at us because we're all different. We laugh back at them because they're all the same." -Chance Corbett
"Lyrics: wasted time between guitar and bass solos." -Gibson guitar motto
"Land is a ship too big for me, it's a woman too beautiful, it's a voyage too long, perfume too strong. It's music I don't know how to make. I can never get off this ship, at best I can step off my life" -The Legend of 1900
"He's very fussy about his drums you know. They loom large in his legend"-George Harrison (about Ringo's attachment to his drums in "A hard days night")
A lesson from the Daniel Radcliffe school of flirting:"Look at them until they notice you and hope for the best"